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where were you on May 28, 2:45 in the morning?..
don't tell me you were sleeping..or with your wife, 'sleeping'...or all by yourself, 'doing something'...or anything other than watching Man Utd got pwned in the 'ssess :D...

attention all Mancs..gonna have to tell you this before you plan to pummel me after this :D..
we arrived ±2 mins late at a kedai, gotta picked a bad spot only to find out there were 99.99% of Mancs, even the waiters/waitresses, the cooks and the tokey i presumed haha(the other 0.01% were merely cats)..
immidiately we sensed bloods..
Pok Ya is a MU-hatter who had killed 58 Mancs and injured 3426 others unscathed..Mudi and Lang Dahi are cold-blooded, those Mancs would be maimed for sure..Joe Bbulu i ventured won't forget to carry his .45 Smith & Wesson SW1911 piece..and i couldn't pictured myself beating all those Mancs to their pulps in case they have the guts to ask me what am i doing in my liverpool shirt...
for the safety of all those sorry Manc chumps including 2 of our Manc friends(why oh why? haha) who tagged along, we decided to chalos and look for trouble at another kedai :D...
so plan again wahaha..

all Man Utd players were looking terribly crumpy that night...Xabi and Iniesta were firing on all cylinders and looked brilliant..Messi, although not in his usual position, was brilliant...Pep Guardiola was brilliant...Barca was awesomely awesome!!..loved the view when the Mancs were squelched in their seats through the match :D

words are never enough..
just how Man Utd was dorkified, in pictures:

/********************* i'm fat and i sure can jump higher ************************/


/******** Nemanja vidic, £7m...Gerard Pique, £50m...(Pique + leg) - Vidic = priceless ***********/


/**************** swallowing the defeat with mouth wide open *********************/



/************************* next time, i won't use this...i promise ******************************/


/*************************** when you lose, you squat ********************************/



/****** look closer..it's a ball..you don't eat ball..you need to kick the ball to win the match *******/


/************************* and this is how you kick a ball.. *******************************/

picture source: thesun.co.uk, guardian.co.uk

//it isn't funny anymore, right Fergie? :D